Recent Google searches...
*What is the maximum strength Oragel for teething?
*My 6 month old ate some paper
*Is eating roadkill sanitary? How could you make it sanitary?
*My 6 month old is constipated
*What is a normal bedtime for a baby?
*Why won't my baby go to sleep?
*How long does it take leftovers to go bad?
*How do you effectively hide a dead body?
I'll let you speculate amongst yourselves which questions were related to my personal life and which ones were for the book.
Ooo, ooo, I know the answer to the last one. Pigs!
ReplyDeleteExcellent idea Joe! *Google pig farms in Georgia*
ReplyDeleteObviously, times are tough. You are needing roadkill to supplement your grocery budget.
ReplyDeleteAnd wouldn't *eating* the dead body dispose of it quite well?
Ooooo Linda! That's a great idea!
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