Recent Google searches...
*What is the maximum strength Oragel for teething?
*My 6 month old ate some paper
*Is eating roadkill sanitary? How could you make it sanitary?
*My 6 month old is constipated
*What is a normal bedtime for a baby?
*Why won't my baby go to sleep?
*How long does it take leftovers to go bad?
*How do you effectively hide a dead body?
I'll let you speculate amongst yourselves which questions were related to my personal life and which ones were for the book.