Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Recent Google Searches

Recent Google searches...

 *What is the maximum strength Oragel for teething?

*My 6 month old ate some paper

*Is eating roadkill sanitary? How could you make it sanitary? 

*My 6 month old is constipated 

 *What is a normal bedtime for a baby?

*Why won't my baby go to sleep?

 *How long does it take leftovers to go bad?

*How do you effectively hide a dead body?

I'll let you speculate amongst yourselves which questions were related to my personal life and which ones were for the book. 


  1. Ooo, ooo, I know the answer to the last one. Pigs!

  2. Excellent idea Joe! *Google pig farms in Georgia*

  3. Obviously, times are tough. You are needing roadkill to supplement your grocery budget.

    And wouldn't *eating* the dead body dispose of it quite well?