Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Website Stuff

I know it's been awhile since I've posted, but I am super duper busy trying to get my website up and running, as well as working on an exciting project I'll tell you guys about in just a little bit. 

I finally bought hosting, renewed my domain name, and attached a Wordpress theme to said domain name. Now I'm writing copy in between the normal writing stuff. Once I get the bare bones up, I'll post the link here and you guys can tell me what's awesome and what sucks. ;)

Until then, I toil away in the word mines!

What have you guys been up to? Anything exciting planned for the summer? 

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

The Quick and Dirty Guide to Book Covers

Book covers are important. It's like a greeting card for your novel. It draws your reader in, and tells him at a glance what sort of story to expect.

While looking at tons of covers in the bookstore/Amazon, I noticed a trend in covers, a trend I thought would help you. So here you go: a quick and dirty guide to covers.

Science Fiction: Spaceships!
              Space Opera: MOAR spaceships! Preferably near a planet or asteroid. 
              Cyberpunk: Dude in front of six computer monitors, wearing a blu tooth headset.
              Dystopian: Picture of a charred wasteland.
              Steampunk: ALL the dirigibles. 

Fantasy: Dragons! 
              High Fantasy: Dragons over a pseudo-European forest *If your high fantasy is the one or two books that takes place outside Fake Europe, it will be appropriately ethnic.
              Urban fantasy: badass chick or dude leaning against something. If your book features more than one sex scene, the chick will be wearing all leather and displaying brokeback.   

Romance: Sexy people time!
              Contemporary: Sexy dude with abs and sexy woman with boobs half naked about to jump each other.
              Paranormal: Same as contemporary, only dude will have fangs and/or yellow eyes to indicate he's NOT HUMAN

YA: Teenagers! Dressed in teen clothes!
             Contemporary: Pictures of lakes, boats, schools, and food. Lots of food. Teens like food, right? Put food on the cover and they'll buy the book.
             Paranormal Romance: Same as above except everything is DARK and BROODING

Literary: Landscapes and pretty scenary!
             Old White Dudes Having Existential Crisis: Artistic watercolor rendition of a city
             Middle Aged Woman Fighting for Her Place in Society: Garden Scenery with Birds

Horror: All the dark colors! Houses! Desolate woods!

Historical: Female in period-appropriate clothing standing in front of famous landmark

Clearly this is not an exhaustive list, but hopefully it will point you in the right direction when it comes time to chose or offer imput on your book cover.
Do you have any other suggestions for genres? Plop them in the comments section!

Monday, April 28, 2014

The Pain in the Heart

I've been pondering this post for a long time, trying to get the words right. 

Ironic, considering my chosen profession. Sometimes I think we become writers because we see great beauty and sorrow, and need to find words for it. Even if those words aren't always easy to come by.

This idea of mine is something I've long felt about writing, since I was a teenager and just starting to think about writing as a craft, and not just the stories I told myself at night, but not something I had words for.

A few weeks ago, I was reading DEAD SET by Richard Kadrey (so good!), and the feelings I've been trying to articulate came into sharper focus. The story is about a teenage girl dealing with the death of her father. She and her mother have to move into a shabby apartment, and she's struggling in a new school. She wanders into a record store one day, and finds a special room. The room is filled with records made from people's souls, her dad's among them. She travels to the Underworld, battles dying souls, and copes with the death of her father.

Kadrey has a light hand throughout the book--thank goodness. It would be easy to make Zoe mopey and depressed all the time. It would be easy to harp on how much she misses her father, and how she wishes she could be with him again. It would be easy, but the book would suffer for it.

Instead, Zoe's grief rises and falls like the tide. Sometimes, like when she discovers her father's soul at the record store, it rises. Other times, it's way underneath the surface. Not just as subtext, but as something hinted at in the spaces in between. In the words, and the scenes, and what's there, and what's not there. 

Kadrey is a good writer. So good, I'm going to assume he knows the chestnut about showing and not telling. He's very good at showing. Light on the telling. 

The obvious emotion running throughout the book is grief. Zoe's loss of her father. Her strained relationship with her mother. But in order for Kadrey to be able to sustain that sort of undercurrent all the time, he had to have been feeling grief himself. Not just emotion forced on the page, but a feeling that wells up inside you and pours out onto the page.

You feel sexy when writing a sex scene. You feel witty and clever when writing humor. These emotions are part of the larger book, but for me, the best books come from a place of pain. Of disquiet. Unrest. The main character needs something. Something desperately. Whether it's a sandwhich or true love, told well, we feel this yearning through the entire story, as something even deeper than subtext.

I believe that is where the words come from. The inspiration. The pain we feel in our hearts. The unrest. The easier we can tap into this feeling and just let it flow, let is simmer, the better our writing will be for it.

I'm not just talking about the subtext or surface emotions. I can think of a happy memory and feel happiness, but it doesn't last. For this other, more elusive feeling, it simply is. It just bubbles up from you--whether it's grief, or lust, or sadness, this is a state of being. Curiosity, a sense of justice. It's like a secret heart, beating inside the novel.

It then occurs to me that many writers were famous for being tortured. Hemingway. Fitzgerald. Plath. It's not that you can only be a good writer if you're borderline suicidal, but that these people have obviously had horrible things happen to them, and this infused their work. 

I think you can be perfectly well adjusted and still feel disquiet. Or curious. Or rail against the injustice you see. And these feelings will then lend themselves to words, because it burns inside you to tell it.

I still don't know if I'm explaining myself properly, but it's the best I can do for now. In the meantime, I hope you all mine your own emotions, if only to exorcise them on the page.

*I totally stole this title from the name of a Bones episode, because it fit so well.

Saturday, April 19, 2014


Just a heads up, I flew back to Georgia with the toddler to visit friends and family for an extended vacation. 

So I've been focusing on having fun or writing, hence the blog silence. :D I've had some ideas for posts, though, so I'll get back to blogging soon. I'm just trying to use every available spare moment to finish this rough draft. 

Hugs and kisses!

Monday, March 3, 2014

Recommended Reading

It's been a little while since I did a post like this and I have been reading A TON of books lately. So I figured I'd drop another post detailing my exploits into fiction.

*Disclaimer: My mind is a sieve, so forgive me if I've mentioned these before in a blog post. 

Shadow Unit: This bit of brilliance is a serial that reads like Criminal Minds meets X Files. It's a collaboration between Emma Bull, Elizabeth Bear, Will Shetterly, and Sarah Monette. The first episode is free, and every one afterward is only three dollars, but these are addictive. Be warned. 

Sandman Slim by Richard Kadrey: Angel noir at it's finest. It's gritty urban fantasy with a fast pace and a brooding anti-hero. What's more to love? The series keeps getting better and better as each book launches, instead of fizzling like so many do.

Dead Things by Stephan Blackmore: This book! So good. It has everything I think a book about a necromancer should have--their struggle with life and death, what happens to people when they die. Our anti-hero is a perfect mixture of broken and brave, and I loved how gritty it felt without feeling tired. I eagerly await the sequel this summer. Also, Stephan Blackmore is a wonderful human being and hilarious on Twitter.

The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman: It's gorgeous and heartbreaking, made even more poignant to me because I was reading it this summer when I went to visit my childhood home for the first time in over a decade. 

Horns and NOS4A2 by Joe Hill: Both of these books were beautiful stories about love and loss with horror at it's center. NOS4A2 felt closer to a traditional horror novel, while HORNS was more Kafka-esque. Loved both of them to pieces.

The Siren by Tiffany Reisz: This is a wonderfully well written book with rich, flawed characters. I want to feel like I'm living in someone's skin when I read, that I'm getting into a person's head. This book did that and more. It's in the erotica genre, but the sex, though somewhat naughty, only served to highlight who the characters were. If BDSM turns you off, I would suggest checking out Goodreads or downloading a sample to see where it falls in your comfort zone, because the bondage stuff really wasn't bad. It wasn't in your face, and it wasn't there to just make things spicy.

Vicious by V.E. Schwab: OMG OMG OMG! I wanted to use more than one exclamation point, but barely restrained myself. A wonderful book and a wonderful look at superheros and the nature of evil, and OMG I wish she would write a sequel. /squee
Also, the latest novel in Seanan McGuire's Incryptid series comes out this Tuesday so I am rabidly awaiting it's arrival via my kindle. 

Alright my lovelies, that's enough book awesomeness for one post. I have exciting books in the queue that I will soon tell you about. In the meantime, someone tell me about an amazing book they've read. 



Monday, February 3, 2014


The Writing Process in Pictures

In case you're wondering where I'm at with the whole writing a book thing, THIS is the answer. Somewhere in the middle, between Jack wandering around aimlessly and the guy banging his head against the wall for the second time.

But in the immortal words of Joey Tribianni, "How YOU doin'?"

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Uplifting Links

Reporting from the daily slog here.

Life is setting into a semblance of a routine, although there's a lot of unpacking left to be done, and the floors need to be mopped again. But still. The weather is gorgeous here, with an average low of 75, and a high of 85. I take Connor outside to look at the nature and play on the playground and enjoy life in the Caribbean. 

But the writing is a slog right now, so I needed a pick me up. Happily, I found some posts I found helpful, so I thought I would share them with you, because who doesn't need a pick me up? No one, that's who.

A Season in the Show 

And this one: 

It Takes the Time It Takes 

So there's some wisdom for the beginning of your week. 

Anyone up to anything new? How's the new year treating you so far?

If you'll excuse me, I have some words to write.